so this is what happens when i tell ali i'm bored at work. we write a story... haha read this...

monogram1 (5:37:13 PM): Yesterday
t boredatwork y (5:37:15 PM): I
monogram1 (5:37:18 PM): went
t boredatwork y (5:37:19 PM): to
monogram1 (5:37:22 PM): the
t boredatwork y (5:37:23 PM): store
monogram1 (5:37:27 PM): but
t boredatwork y (5:37:30 PM): when
monogram1 (5:37:38 PM): I
t boredatwork y (5:37:39 PM): got
monogram1 (5:37:44 PM): to
t boredatwork y (5:37:46 PM): the
monogram1 (5:37:50 PM): road
t boredatwork y (5:37:52 PM): it
monogram1 (5:37:56 PM): had
t boredatwork y (5:38:05 PM): turquoise
monogram1 (5:38:21 PM): jello
t boredatwork y (5:38:27 PM): in
monogram1 (5:38:35 PM): huge
t boredatwork y (5:38:40 PM): bowls
monogram1 (5:38:46 PM): everywhere
t boredatwork y (5:38:48 PM): .
t boredatwork y (5:38:53 PM): (does that count? lol)
monogram1 (5:39:04 PM): (no... you get to start if you end it.)
t boredatwork y (5:39:14 PM): (oh ok)
t boredatwork y (5:39:18 PM): . so
monogram1 (5:39:28 PM): I
t boredatwork y (5:39:34 PM): turned
monogram1 (5:39:45 PM): left
t boredatwork y (5:39:53 PM): but
monogram1 (5:39:59 PM): my
t boredatwork y (5:40:05 PM): car
t boredatwork y (5:40:09 PM): no wait
monogram1 (5:40:09 PM): decided
monogram1 (5:40:11 PM): lol
t boredatwork y (5:40:12 PM): scratch that
t boredatwork y (5:40:14 PM): my elephant
monogram1 (5:40:26 PM): decided
t boredatwork y (5:40:28 PM): that
monogram1 (5:40:37 PM): she
t boredatwork y (5:40:43 PM): needed
monogram1 (5:41:02 PM): CHOCOLATE
t boredatwork y (5:41:15 PM): . so
monogram1 (5:41:41 PM): we
t boredatwork y (5:41:55 PM): went
monogram1 (5:42:04 PM): frolicking
t boredatwork y (5:42:24 PM): in
monogram1 (5:42:35 PM): our
t boredatwork y (5:42:51 PM): lake
monogram1 (5:43:01 PM): of
t boredatwork y (5:43:16 PM): poop
monogram1 (5:43:19 PM): wearing
t boredatwork y (5:43:24 PM): green
monogram1 (5:43:30 PM): plaid
t boredatwork y (5:43:45 PM): suspenders
monogram1 (5:43:50 PM): over
t boredatwork y (5:43:55 PM): my
monogram1 (5:43:59 PM): orange
t boredatwork y (5:44:07 PM): pants
monogram1 (5:44:20 PM): . Unfortunately
t boredatwork y (5:44:36 PM): the
monogram1 (5:44:49 PM): sun
t boredatwork y (5:45:02 PM): decided
monogram1 (5:45:09 PM): to
t boredatwork y (5:45:13 PM): not
monogram1 (5:45:29 PM): be
t boredatwork y (5:45:38 PM): happy
monogram1 (5:45:50 PM): and
t boredatwork y (5:45:57 PM): run
monogram1 (5:46:03 PM): away
t boredatwork y (5:46:09 PM): . we
monogram1 (5:46:13 PM): barely
t boredatwork y (5:46:20 PM): had
monogram1 (5:46:30 PM): time
t boredatwork y (5:46:41 PM): to
monogram1 (5:46:49 PM): escape
t boredatwork y (5:46:59 PM): before
monogram1 (5:47:09 PM): the
t boredatwork y (5:47:19 PM): monster
monogram1 (5:47:27 PM): made
t boredatwork y (5:47:38 PM): a
monogram1 (5:47:46 PM): sandwich
t boredatwork y (5:47:58 PM): out
monogram1 (5:48:08 PM): of
t boredatwork y (5:48:15 PM): sardines
monogram1 (5:48:19 PM): and
t boredatwork y (5:48:33 PM): cranberries
monogram1 (5:48:41 PM): with
t boredatwork y (5:48:47 PM): mustard
monogram1 (5:48:50 PM): and
t boredatwork y (5:48:57 PM): jelly
monogram1 (5:49:11 PM): with
t boredatwork y (5:49:26 PM): little
monogram1 (5:49:39 PM): blue
t boredatwork y (5:49:46 PM): insects
monogram1 (5:49:49 PM): and
t boredatwork y (5:50:56 PM): chartreuse
monogram1 (5:51:03 PM): slimy
t boredatwork y (5:51:13 PM): eels
monogram1 (5:51:23 PM): with
t boredatwork y (5:51:40 PM): no
monogram1 (5:52:02 PM): eyes
t boredatwork y (5:52:15 PM): . then
t boredatwork y (5:52:24 PM): (no more sandwich please haha)
monogram1 (5:52:26 PM): Super-Tracey
t boredatwork y (5:52:30 PM): and
monogram1 (5:52:35 PM): her
t boredatwork y (5:52:42 PM): sidekick
monogram1 (5:52:51 PM): named
t boredatwork y (5:52:58 PM): ALIALIALI
monogram1 (5:53:11 PM): (lol)
monogram1 (5:53:18 PM): flew
t boredatwork y (5:53:23 PM): into
monogram1 (5:53:35 PM): the
t boredatwork y (5:53:40 PM): lake
monogram1 (5:53:44 PM): and
t boredatwork y (5:53:47 PM): swam
monogram1 (5:53:55 PM): under
t boredatwork y (5:54:09 PM): the
monogram1 (5:54:17 PM): monster's
t boredatwork y (5:54:34 PM): nose
monogram1 (5:54:53 PM): and
t boredatwork y (5:55:01 PM): they
monogram1 (5:55:22 PM): sped-like-speeding-bullets
monogram1 (5:55:26 PM): (it's hypenated!)
t boredatwork y (5:55:33 PM): to
t boredatwork y (5:55:36 PM): (lol!)
monogram1 (5:55:55 PM): crash
t boredatwork y (5:56:01 PM): into
monogram1 (5:56:15 PM): the
t boredatwork y (5:56:31 PM): road
monogram1 (5:56:58 PM): . THis
t boredatwork y (5:57:42 PM): was
monogram1 (5:57:51 PM): the
t boredatwork y (5:57:54 PM): last
monogram1 (5:58:19 PM): time
t boredatwork y (5:58:24 PM): that
monogram1 (5:58:32 PM): anyone
t boredatwork y (5:58:37 PM): ever
monogram1 (5:59:21 PM): saw
t boredatwork y (5:59:24 PM): them
monogram1 (5:59:37 PM): alive
t boredatwork y (5:59:43 PM): . the
t boredatwork y (5:59:48 PM): (say end... please... lol)
monogram1 (5:59:52 PM): end

hope you enjoyed that. now go have a sardine and cranberry and mustard and jelly with blue insects and chartreuse slimy eel with no eye sandwich!!!