i got this from ali. its fun stuff.

If I were a month I would be: may
If I were a day of the week I would be: saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 1 am
If I were a planet I would be: pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: manatee
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: kelli's computer chair
If I were a historical figure I would be: elvis prestley so i could dress like that... haha
If I were a liquid I would be: dish soap
If I were a stone, I would be: marble
If I were a tree, I would be: a pine tree in pine cove
If I were a bird, I would be: humming bird
If I were a tool, I would be: a nail
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a weed (not weed... A weed)
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: cloudy
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: pipe organ
If I were an animal, I would be: armadillo
If I were a color, I would be: orange
If I were an emotion, I would be: apathy
If I were a vegetable, I would be: broccolli
If I were a sound, I would be: the way it sounds when it rains on the roofs at camp luz
If I were an element, I would be: earth cuz ali says so
If I were a car, I would be: something with four wheels
If I were a song, I would be: bend and not break by dashboard confessional
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: peter jackson
If I were a book, I would be written by: frank peretti
If I were a food, I would be: chex mix
If I were a place, I would be: a porta potty
If I were a material, I would be: plastic
If I were a taste, I would be: something that people spit out
If I were a scent, I would be: body odor
If I were a religion, I would be: an ali cult
If I were a word, I would be: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
If I were an object, I would be: the floor cuz i get walked on
If I were a body part I would be: arm pit
If I were a facial expression I would be: expressionless
If I were a subject in school I would be: music theory
If I were a cartoon character I would be: clifford the big red dog
If I were a shape I would be: anarchy sign
If I were a number I would be: 23