who needs cash? O.O
haha jk, i don't even know who that is.
mwahahahaha!!
well...
where do they come up with these things??? haha
[at least i'm not in slytherin...]
ok i'm done now... i promise... haha
religibilitydude: You're sickest. No quitsies, no erasies
relientkbandgeek: you're sicker times infinity
relientkbandgeek: i'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
eligibilitydude: You're way sicker with a force field around it to melt the rubber times infinity plus one
relientkbandgeek: (thinking... thinking....)
relientkbandgeek: you're sicker cuz i have a 'sick gun' that shoots millions and billions and trillions (times infinity) rays of 'sickness' at you, making you way sicker
relientkbandgeek: oh! and i have a magic shield that protects me from it, no matter what
eligibilitydude: well....
eligibilitydude: the fact that you have a sick gun makes you the sickest and your rays didnt hit me cause im still covered in glue from earlier and rays can't penetrate glue times infitily plus no matter what times forever
relientkbandgeek: i think i might have to give up....
relientkbandgeek: i'm stumped
eligibilitydude: WooHOO!
relientkbandgeek: so, until next time, i am the sickest...
eligibilitydude: I win
eligibilitydude: you lose
relientkbandgeek: *sigh*
relientkbandgeek: what if i breathed on you? then would you be the sickest?
eligibilitydude: Tracey-o-rama is showing a double feature tonight: "I'm the sickest" followed by "Cause Jon kicked my butt"
eligibilitydude: no, but I would be sicker just for acknowledging your presence
relientkbandgeek: what if i died
relientkbandgeek: then you'd have to take my place as the sickest
eligibilitydude: No!
relientkbandgeek: but its true..
eligibilitydude: I would go right down to your funeral, and beat the pallbearers up as they tried to put you in the ground, then I would whip open the casket, throw myself inside, and shoot a bullet into my will to live, bursting it into oblivion, just because I can't even die if it isn't in the arms of the one whose sickness defies all sickness to infinity
relientkbandgeek: where do you come up with these things???
relientkbandgeek: lol
eligibilitydude: im a poet
eligibilitydude: with mental issues
eligibilitydude: it mixes nicely
he's my favorite friend that i've never met :) i missed not talking to him this summer(apparently my blog is double spaced now, and i don't know how to make it not be... thats sad)
eligibilitydude: did you fall in love?
relientkbandgeek: with a guy??
relientkbandgeek: besides the one that i've been dating for like 7 months, no
relientkbandgeek: lol
eligibilitydude: oh yeah, him
relientkbandgeek: lolrelientkbandgeek: him
eligibilitydude: janiston
relientkbandgeek: close. janson
eligibilitydude: janston
relientkbandgeek: again, almost
relientkbandgeek: lol
eligibilitydude: jannerson
relientkbandgeek: jannerston could be the name of a town
eligibilitydude: jannsville
relientkbandgeek: yes, thats it. thats his name. jannsville. :-)
eligibilitydude: jannotopia
relientkbandgeek: haha that sounds too much like utopia
eligibilitydude: janstapalooza
relientkbandgeek: now he sounds like a rock festival...
eligibilitydude: jansta-dog
relientkbandgeek: and how he's ghetto
eligibilitydude: Jansty jansterstock of janstamerica
relientkbandgeek: and now he's a character from dr. seuss
relientkbandgeek: you crack me up :-)
eligibilitydude: I think Jasnto-ma cracks you up
relientkbandgeek: yo yo ma. isn't he a famous violin player or something?
eligibilitydude: cello
relientkbandgeek: oh... i was sorta close!
eligibilitydude: wait, no you might be right
relientkbandgeek: loleligibilitydude: one of the two
relientkbandgeek: oh well, give me joshy any day :-)
relientkbandgeek: (josh groban that is :-))
eligibilitydude: joshta the mobsta
eligibilitydude: mayor of joshterville
relientkbandgeek: someday, i'm going to marry him....
eligibilitydude: jansaluffalupogous would not be so happy to hear this, would he?
relientkbandgeek: probly not (now he sounds a lot like those things.... i forget what they're called... oh crap... lol)
eligibilitydude: crap on a crap cracker
relientkbandgeek: maybe i can marry both!! and somehow not let janson find out... or joshy, for that matter...
eligibilitydude: NO
relientkbandgeek: if i lived in utah it would be ok!! or india or one of those countries!!
relientkbandgeek: lol
eligibilitydude: bad parakeet owning queen on the underwater kingdom's sidekick
relientkbandgeek: whatta??
eligibilitydude: you heard me
eligibilitydude: now go to to you electronic stapler right now
relientkbandgeek: i heard you (or rather, i read you), i just didn't quite understand it... lol
relientkbandgeek: oooo that sounds like fun!!!
relientkbandgeek: lol
relientkbandgeek: but not as much fun as a PAPER SHREDDER!!!!!
relientkbandgeek: ohhhhh..... my DREAM is to shred papers
relientkbandgeek: allllllll day long....
relientkbandgeek: *sigh*
eligibilitydude: one time I got payed $11 an hour to shred paper in an air conditioned office
relientkbandgeek: that is so my dream job....
relientkbandgeek: i'm so jealous
eligibilitydude: for like one and a half hourse
eligibilitydude: wanna know a secret?
relientkbandgeek: sure
eligibilitydude: there is only so much freakin paper in the world and people are by nature packrats, and will always save more than they need... as long as this is true, your dream job will never exist for more than 1.5 hours
relientkbandgeek: i'm crushed.... my life will never be the same again....