(apparently my blog is double spaced now, and i don't know how to make it not be... thats sad)

eligibilitydude: did you fall in love?

relientkbandgeek: with a guy??

relientkbandgeek: besides the one that i've been dating for like 7 months, no

relientkbandgeek: lol

eligibilitydude: oh yeah, him

relientkbandgeek: lolrelientkbandgeek: him

eligibilitydude: janiston

relientkbandgeek: close. janson

eligibilitydude: janston

relientkbandgeek: again, almost

relientkbandgeek: lol

eligibilitydude: jannerson

relientkbandgeek: jannerston could be the name of a town

eligibilitydude: jannsville

relientkbandgeek: yes, thats it. thats his name. jannsville. :-)

eligibilitydude: jannotopia

relientkbandgeek: haha that sounds too much like utopia

eligibilitydude: janstapalooza

relientkbandgeek: now he sounds like a rock festival...

eligibilitydude: jansta-dog

relientkbandgeek: and how he's ghetto

eligibilitydude: Jansty jansterstock of janstamerica

relientkbandgeek: and now he's a character from dr. seuss

relientkbandgeek: you crack me up :-)

eligibilitydude: I think Jasnto-ma cracks you up

relientkbandgeek: yo yo ma. isn't he a famous violin player or something?

eligibilitydude: cello

relientkbandgeek: oh... i was sorta close!

eligibilitydude: wait, no you might be right

relientkbandgeek: loleligibilitydude: one of the two

relientkbandgeek: oh well, give me joshy any day :-)

relientkbandgeek: (josh groban that is :-))

eligibilitydude: joshta the mobsta

eligibilitydude: mayor of joshterville

relientkbandgeek: someday, i'm going to marry him....

eligibilitydude: jansaluffalupogous would not be so happy to hear this, would he?

relientkbandgeek: probly not (now he sounds a lot like those things.... i forget what they're called... oh crap... lol)

eligibilitydude: crap on a crap cracker

relientkbandgeek: maybe i can marry both!! and somehow not let janson find out... or joshy, for that matter...

eligibilitydude: NO

relientkbandgeek: if i lived in utah it would be ok!! or india or one of those countries!!

relientkbandgeek: lol

eligibilitydude: bad parakeet owning queen on the underwater kingdom's sidekick

relientkbandgeek: whatta??

eligibilitydude: you heard me

eligibilitydude: now go to to you electronic stapler right now

relientkbandgeek: i heard you (or rather, i read you), i just didn't quite understand it... lol

relientkbandgeek: oooo that sounds like fun!!!

relientkbandgeek: lol

relientkbandgeek: but not as much fun as a PAPER SHREDDER!!!!!

relientkbandgeek: ohhhhh..... my DREAM is to shred papers

relientkbandgeek: allllllll day long....

relientkbandgeek: *sigh*

eligibilitydude: one time I got payed $11 an hour to shred paper in an air conditioned office

relientkbandgeek: that is so my dream job....

relientkbandgeek: i'm so jealous

eligibilitydude: for like one and a half hourse

eligibilitydude: wanna know a secret?

relientkbandgeek: sure

eligibilitydude: there is only so much freakin paper in the world and people are by nature packrats, and will always save more than they need... as long as this is true, your dream job will never exist for more than 1.5 hours

relientkbandgeek: i'm crushed.... my life will never be the same again....