ohemgee... haha this is great :)
eligibilitydude: ew. you're sick.
relientkbandgeek: you're sicker

religibilitydude: You're sickest. No quitsies, no erasies

relientkbandgeek: you're sicker times infinity

relientkbandgeek: i'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

eligibilitydude: You're way sicker with a force field around it to melt the rubber times infinity plus one

relientkbandgeek: (thinking... thinking....)

relientkbandgeek: you're sicker cuz i have a 'sick gun' that shoots millions and billions and trillions (times infinity) rays of 'sickness' at you, making you way sicker

relientkbandgeek: oh! and i have a magic shield that protects me from it, no matter what

eligibilitydude: well....

eligibilitydude: the fact that you have a sick gun makes you the sickest and your rays didnt hit me cause im still covered in glue from earlier and rays can't penetrate glue times infitily plus no matter what times forever

relientkbandgeek: i think i might have to give up....

relientkbandgeek: i'm stumped

eligibilitydude: WooHOO!

relientkbandgeek: so, until next time, i am the sickest...

eligibilitydude: I win

eligibilitydude: you lose

relientkbandgeek: *sigh*

relientkbandgeek: what if i breathed on you? then would you be the sickest?

eligibilitydude: Tracey-o-rama is showing a double feature tonight: "I'm the sickest" followed by "Cause Jon kicked my butt"

eligibilitydude: no, but I would be sicker just for acknowledging your presence

relientkbandgeek: what if i died

relientkbandgeek: then you'd have to take my place as the sickest

eligibilitydude: No!

relientkbandgeek: but its true..

eligibilitydude: I would go right down to your funeral, and beat the pallbearers up as they tried to put you in the ground, then I would whip open the casket, throw myself inside, and shoot a bullet into my will to live, bursting it into oblivion, just because I can't even die if it isn't in the arms of the one whose sickness defies all sickness to infinity

relientkbandgeek: where do you come up with these things???

relientkbandgeek: lol

eligibilitydude: im a poet

eligibilitydude: with mental issues

eligibilitydude: it mixes nicely

he's my favorite friend that i've never met :) i missed not talking to him this summer