quick interlude.... so i'm in the lab. stephanie zanon is here and she was in the little office in between the two labs talking to me. i told her to write my english paper for me, and she started typing. this is what she wrote. she cracks me up.

Cheaters always win, and losers are the ones that don’t take the time to cheat. They simply rely on their own knowledge, which can sometimes be insufficient. Sometimes making things up can be hard work, so when you don’t have the time cheating is a quick and easy solution to every college student’s problems. Therefore, cheating is good. The only way to get through college while being successful is to cheat. The end.

thats great. if only my paper wasn't supposed to be about the problems of cheating, i could use it... haha

ok back to paper writing. or rather paper-starting, cuz i only have 2 sentences...