"you know the car dealership martin? i saw a lot of martins on the back of cars, and i was like 'i didn't know there were that many martins in the world!' and then i realized that it was a car dealership...."
-caryn

"wouldn't it be cool if i put a hole in the left nostril and the middle of the nose like right here underneath whatever you call it and the right nostril like in the middle and then put a string through it and then tie it and make a bow??"
-caryn

"do you really want me to put on my headphones and blow myself up?"
-me
"do you know how amusing that would be?"
-caryn

"man why does my underwear keep riding my butt?"
-caryn

"how about my underwear rides me like a person on a horse."
-caryn

"either no underwear or new pair!"
-caryn