"Gandalf's Back"
To the tune of "Backstreet's Back"

Gandalf:
Fellowship, (yeah)
What a bad trip (yeah)
fellowship
I am your white knight
Gandalf's back, alright

Hey, yeah
Oh my Gods, I'm back again
Dwarves and hobbits, everybody sing
Gonna bring the whiteness, show you how
Gotta question for me better ask it now, yeah

Pippin: Are you the original?
Gandalf: Yeah
Merry: Are you the same one?
Gandalf: Yeah
Legolas: Are you actual?
Gandalf: Yeah
Aragorn: If you're going to help me, you better cut that lighting now

Gandalf:
Fellowship, (yeah)
What a bad trip (yeah)
fellowship
I am your white knight
Gandalf's back, alright
Alright

The balrog's whip was quite a shock.
I smote his ruins upon the rocks
So you thought I'd died there when I fell,
But I got it goin' on again
Yeah

Pippin: Are you the original?
Gandalf: Yeah
Merry: Are you the same one?
Gandalf: Yeah
Legolas: Are you actual?
Gandalf: Yeah
Aragorn: If you're going to help me, you better cut that lighting now

Gandalf:
Fellowship, (yeah)
What a bad trip (yeah)
fellowship
I am your white knight
Gandalf's back, alright
Alright

So every hobbit, everywhere
Don't be afraid, don't have no fear
We're gonna help the world, make it safe again,
As long as we are living, we will try to stop the ring

Fellowship, (yeah)
Had such a bad trip, (yeah)
Fellowship
I am your white knight (our white knight)
Gandalf's back
Fellowship (fellowship)
Yeah (such a bad trip)
Was such a bad trip (fellowship)
Yeah (fellowship had such a bad trip)
Fellowship (fellowship, bad bad trip)
I am your white knight (fellowship)
Gandalf's back, alright!

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