ali made me do this

1. studded belt - 2 points: 0
2. dyed black hair/short - 2 points: 0
3. thick rimed glasses - 2 points: 2
4. tight shirts/pants/track jackets - 2 points each: 0
5. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 0
6. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points each: a lot. lets just say 10. that sounds good. its an understatement, but all well.
7. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: 0
8. trucker hats - 2 points: 0
9. messenger bag - 3 points: 0
10. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: 2
11. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes - 2 points per pair: 4
12. mountian climbing key thingy - 2 points each: 4
13. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0
14. scarf - 2 points each: 8
15. refering to bands as acronym - 2 points: ??? wtf? 0 i guess
16. vegan diet - 5 points: 0
17. vegitarian diet - 4 points: 0
18. food not bombs participation - 5 points: 0
19. straight edge - 5 points: i don't drink and such, but i don't call myself a straightedge either. 0.
20. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 0
21. using adjectives from the late 80's/early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: 0
22. pins/buttons 1/2 point each: 0
23. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: 2
24. vinyl collection - 10 points: 10
25. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: fan? 0
26. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: 0
27. liking metalcore - 5 points: 0
28. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: 3
29. riding a bike - 5 points: 0
30. participating in "the mosh" - 5 points: 0
31. tea aficianado - 5 points: 0
32. writing poetry - 5 points: 0
33. attended 20 shows or more in a year - 10 points: 0
34. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0
35. being in a band - 5 points: 0
36. working at an indy record store/health food store - 5 points: 0
37. clapping during midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 0

total: 45
0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out.
25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine.
45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job.
75 - or more - GOSH! i bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore.