this makes me laugh. its an away message that i made in like august. check it out...

your momma's so fat, when she eats a cookie she asks for another one.
-courtesy of jacob (yes shameless plug for a friend's band... what can i say... haha)

i'm gonna date geoffery the toys r us giraffe, or so jacob and erica tell me. i just think they're jealous and want my free toys that i'm gonna get.

one more thing: i'm so dumb, there's no doubt about how dumb i am.
-also courtesy of jacob

those make me laugh a lot. does anyone remember that? probly not.
i never did find out who jeffery geoffery was... hmm... random phone calls from august.... if the mystery caller is reading this, call me back!! lol