relientkbandgeek: what if i had extremely long nose hair, and it was impossible to cut it?
Then Janson said: I'd be a little disgusted
relientkbandgeek: and it got boogers caught in it all the time?
Then Janson said: but... I love you
Then Janson said: lol
Then Janson said: I love you for you
relientkbandgeek: green ones
Then Janson said: lol
relientkbandgeek: green furry ones
Then Janson said: i love you
relientkbandgeek: gigantic green furry ones
relientkbandgeek: with little booger colonies living in each gigantic booger
relientkbandgeek: and they were alive
Then Janson said: lol
relientkbandgeek: and they ran around all over my long, uncuttable nose hair
Then Janson said: I love you
Then Janson said: well...
Then Janson said: I would really love you
Then Janson said: because not only would you be my girlfriend, you could bring me money. I would put u in a sideshow as the booger woman
relientkbandgeek: gee. thanks hun. sideshow. yup. you love me.
relientkbandgeek: what if the boogers rebelled against you and attacked you??
Then Janson said: they're tiny little booger people
relientkbandgeek: but there are millions of them!!!
Then Janson said: lol
Then Janson said: I love you
relientkbandgeek: they could clog your throat and choke you!!
relientkbandgeek: and at this point, i have no control over them. they're so mad at you for making them a sideshow that they just don't listen to me
Then Janson said: lol
Then Janson said: you are really hyper
Then Janson said: and I really love you
relientkbandgeek: i love you too
relientkbandgeek: but my boogers don't
relientkbandgeek: they're very unhappy with you